Nobody Said It Was Easy just launched on iOS! Download free: https://itunes.com/apps/nobodysaiditwaseasy
Thank you to all the Newgrounds players and your feedback. Main comments I got were that the keyboard controls were confusing and the game slowed down on some computers. I think you'll find that the game controls MUCH better on touchscreen, and the game has been optimized so that slowdown should be rare-to-nonexistant.
I don't think I'll be able to update the Newgrounds version without losing everyone's save data (a problem with Clickteam Fusion, my game-making software), so if you want to see the latest updated version, try it on iOS.
I have plans to release NSIWE on Android in the coming months.